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the kingdom of kali

This morning I watched a dog eat a human foot. It looked like a rather stringy meal, but the dog was emaiciated and diseased, so any feed’s a good feed. Varanasi is the most INDIAN of places- the holy of holies, the city of light, extant in the same form since the sixth century b.c, a place where pilgrims can be completely purified of all sins in the mother Ganga, and just by dying here can attain INSTANT NIRVANA!!! It’s a confluence of untroubling contradictions, where enlightenment and squalor, disease and purity coexist like two sides of the same coin. It’s one of the most fundamental things about this insanely religious country of hindus, moslems, sikhs, buddhists and christians, that contradictory ideas can occupy the same space and time. It seems absurd to watch hindi children seeking ritual purification by diving into the torrent gushing from a large-bore sewage outflow pipe issuing into the ganges, where charred body parts bob in the shallows, where factories disgorge constant streams of mercury and other toxic shit, where men pick through the mud for jewellery left behind by the funeral pyres of the burning ghats, but it is all kind of beautiful, and understandable on the fundamentally human levels that politeness, “standards” and political correctness do not equip us westerners to describe.
Destroyed several times in it’s long history, Varanasi, constantly regenerative, has grown itself into a tangled, maze of unmappable alleyways. Lined by crumbling buildings and temples built atop the ruins of older structures, these streets will not admit cars, and even rickshaws have trouble, so the old city is explored on foot (pressing past cows and water buffalo where necessary), leaving one open to the unwelcome attentions of the touts, souvenir sellers and conmen who have been preying on the healthy tourist industry since the middle ages. We westerners stand out like a sore thumb, and the exchange rate, and general attitude of guileless loved-up credulity that this country seems to inculcate in even the most hardened german backpacker means that we may as well have giant dollar-signs painted on our foreheads when the priests administer the smeared saffron and ganges mud of puja. I have fifteen thousand rupees cash in my wallet for fuck’s sake, and moving amongst people who don’t earn that much in five years means you get to see some pretty elaborate and cynical scams.
Despite the fact that everyone you meet is trying to take your money, the people of varanasi seem able to combine a rapacious business sense with a weird hospitality and friendliness that seems to well from their gentle pace of life and religious security. ALL of the locals will try it on with you, though, and the best response is just to laugh at their outrageous demands and inflated prices, because generally they’ll laugh along with you at the whole fucked-ness of it all.
Although the monsoon has arrived here, and the river is very high, It’s unbelivably stinking hot here, and I pour sweat even lying under the ubiquitous indian ceiling fan (manufactured by bajaj!) in the stained-glass lit haven of our beautiful hotel room, except for two hours every afternoon, when it buckets with incredibly torrential rain. I love this place, and it feels possible to learn stuff about life here, surrounded by all this death. Around the burning ghats, pieces of human bone litter the cobbles underfoot, but it is forbidden, and considered inappropriate for anyone to cry.

alcopopalypse now

Back in the stinking hot sprawl of lepers and wristwatch salesmen and delicious street food and horse poo that is the modern metropolis of mumbai. Everyone here wants me to be an extra in a bollywood movie, or sell me coke, or show me where the best nightclubs are. Leopolds is pretty funny (If you’ve read Shantaram, you’ll know what I’m talking about, and if you haven’t, don’t), although a round of drinks cost me rps850. At least I got to dance to justin timberlake in the v.i.p room.

I haven’t been able to post for a while, cos down south internet access is patchy at best. Plus the monsoon came, which means everything kinda shuts down. Kerala is exactly like the vietnam of apocalypse now (which was actually the phillippines). Leeches, water everywhere, jungles etc. We hired a scooter and gave it quadrophenia out to a few beaches a lot lusher than brighton. The arabian sea is as warm as bathwater, and it’s hosing with warm monsoon rain, and everything seems hysterically funny. Cochin is overrun with really cute goats, stinks of fish, and features Jewtown, a jewish settlement founded in, like 500a.d. You can find Jewtown by following Jew street. Kerala has the only democratically elected communist government in the world, so there’s all these hammer and sickle flags hanging in the jungle.

A day’s train ride, then the world’s most most precipitous ricketty bus disgorges us in the freezing cold mountainous hill station of Ooty (Udaghamandalam) a little fairytale kingdom of displaced tibetan midgets in the south. Surrounded by verdant tea-fields, and possessing No mod cons, it’s a really cute place and plus it’s funny to see indians wearing beanies and wooly jumpers.

After that was a 35 hour train ride back to mumbai where we couldn’t get beds, so had to sleep on THE FLOOR. By the TOILET. It was ok, actually kina hilarious. we laughed the whole time. I just wanted to bitch about it here. I love the trains. next time I’ll write a whole post about them. Right now I’m off to some tomb in the middle of the ocean. Then pushkar.  Sorry this one wasn’t very funny/interesting. bit pressed for time. love you byeeee!!

wazzing on the radio

 

So, better late than never, this is a post containing a podcast of our totally amazing fleetfm radio show dating waay back to the 11th of the fifth (at the time, I thought it was going to be the last show-it was actually the penultimate one- (o.k. hold on, while I remember I just have to tangent here, and launch a parenthesis within parentheses. “penultimate”, is a word so commonly misused that it bugs the living SHIT out of me. For some reason people think that instead of meaning “second to last”, WHICH IT DOES,  that it means “super-ultimate”, or like,”uber-uber” which is so annoying cos it MAKES IT A REDUNDANT WORD FOR STARTERS, AND SECONDLY, YOU’RE WRONG!! Anyway, sorry, carry on) so it tends toward the mawkish and sentimental at times). You can stream it, or you can also download it to your exciting, modern digital storage and playback device (perhaps even your mobile telephone). You cannot hold it in your hands, however.

The probably incomplete playlist is as follows:

  • M.G.M.T- kids
  • The Beach boys- god only knows (which goes out to my Naz)
  • Elvis Aaron Presley- a little less conversation (emerging unscathed from it’s regrettable fling with a sports shoe company’s advertisements)
  • of Montreal- the pimps are simpering (these guys are just amazing, they manage to sound different and better on every new song of theirs that I hear)
  • the Kinks- apeman  “I’ll be your tarzan, you be my jane, I’ll keep you warm and you keep me sane, we’ll live in a tree and eat bananas all day…”
  • VOM!!- I’m in love with your mom
  • Ginuwine- PONY
  • Holy Fuck- Lovely Allen
  • The Smell Of Napalm News and weather, with you host Signore T-bor
  • The Velvet underground- I found a reason (goes out to Kathryn)
  • Ghostface Killah- Charlie Brown (It’s new and it rocks ass)
  • The Ink spots- If I didn’t care
  • Weezer- The greatest man that ever lived (taken from the forthcoming untitled album. I read someone somewhere  describing this track as the college radio Bohemian Rhapsody, and that doesn’t even begin to do it justice. Rivers Cuomo is a nerdy little genius. Speaking of which:)
  • M.C. chris- Wii’d
  • Brother Ali- Uncle sam god dammn
  • Mr Oizo- Z
  • The coasters- Down in Mexico
  • D.J. Earworm- over the confluence of giants (another monumental achievement)
  • Dizzee Rascal and U.G.K- where da G’z?
  • The White stripes- I’m finding it harder to be a gentleman                                                                         of montreal
  • Jonathon Richman- springtime in new york
  • M.IA.- paper planes (D.f.a. remix)
  • Jay-Z and R.Kelly- Pussy
  • Willie Nelson and George Jones- I gotta get drunk
  • Timbaland- the way I are (crookers rmx)
  • Eagles of death metal- Miss Alyssa
  • Steve Miller band- abracadabra
  • David Bowie- rebel rebel (soulwax edit)
  • Brother Ali- walking away
  •  AC/DC- RIDE ON

So, if any of these tracks really rock your world,  you wanna own them as seperate mp3’s, rather than seamlessly mixed together, and you’re a bit strapped for cash, you can always go to the hype machine and do a search for them (you’ll probably be in luck).  Otherwise, here’s the show!

 
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Cheers everybody, I’m off to bed now.

paris has better street art than auckland

stolen from the wooster collective. xxx!!!

Drill bra

 

goddamn it!! I cant get the video to embed. But follow this link to, uh…. coolest trailer ever. That is all.



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