ok, so those of you that actually sat through ‘transformers’, Michael Bay’s epic reinvocation of the golden nostalgia surrounding certain late-twentysomething males’ 1980’s childhoods (and really, is this a flimsy premise to hang a 151-million-dollar blockbuster on? A plotless cartoon advertisement for a range of japanese toys? Is this the first time an entire film has been based on it’s on merchandise? It’s like “star-wars figures-the movie”..and here I apologise to all those tearful transformer geeks out there, but I just don’t get it. I’m slightly too old, and at the time I thought those toys were ugly, childish and badly made) (hang on, I think I was in the middle of a sentence here… uh?, oh yeah..), will probably have done so under the influence of Megan Fox, whose ‘acting abilities’ made a nice distraction from the hyperkinetic sugar-rush cgi apocalypse going on around her. Largely an unknown actress, Megan was obviously hired cos she’s hot, and that’s about it. So It’s either serendipity, or a shrewd move on the part of her publicist that these almost-naked paparazzi photos of her appeared on the internet this week ‘leaked’ from the set of her latest movie, a taut psychological thriller that..(actually I have no idea what the movie is, nor do I care). Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I present Megan Fox, reminding us that she’s hot, and that she’s available for auditions. Admire her today, forget all about her the moment she slips off the radar tomorrow. They’re  fleeting and transient, our lives, and beauty fades.. like tears in the rain (this is what the world is really like. This is true currency right here. Some days it makes me wanna slash my wrists.) (and if you follow this link to the rest of this large set of naked Megan Fox (who?) photographs, remember they’re N.S.F.W.)

casio :: May.20.2008 :: beautiful women, rant :: No Comments »