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Mango Alexander (also known as the indian railways stealthy stiffener)
Mix equal parts of mcdowell’s number one brandy (but any other indian brand will do, avoiding , of course, the really cheap ones which cause blindness, ricketts and death) and Slice mango drink (as endorsed by the beautiful Katrina Kaif. Pour into 1.5-litre slice bottle, and serve stealthily.

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